Showing posts with label interviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label interviews. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

is John Mayer racist?! or is it just his DICK?! ...YOU decide


I was on Twitter and thanks to @PCityGirl4Lyfe I caught this interview. In a recent interview with Playboy, John talks about his relationships with Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson (who he calls “sexual napalm”, ugh) but also speaks on why black people like him but his penis doesn’t reciprocate.

PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E- R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me
PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?
MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”
PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.
MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.
PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

...and a WHITE SUPREMACIST are the people who use to rape black women in slave days. Smh, I'm so ashamed for you MR. Mayer.

Friday, January 29, 2010

101 ways to get REVENGE on a cheating boyfriend!!...


...well maybe not 101 more like 20 lol=)

Its clear that cheating is everywhere nowadays and being more and more "accepted". I always come across my friends telling me stories about cheating men. With their stories and my own experience I decided to do a post (just for laughs) about these low down dirty scums lol. I got maybe fifty women to respond to my question "what are some ways to get revenge on a cheating ex-boyfriend?" ...I chose the ones I liked the most. Enjoy=)

1. "I don't play that disrespectful ho shit, and if I catch you with my man, disrespecting, I will beat your ass... and his ass!"-Kimora Lee Simmons

2. "Fill their gas tank up with snicker bars, I'm the type to do that" -@littlemissbit

3. "Spray paint cheater in his grass" -@ellemack

4. "Do what I did. When you see him at a party, go to the bathroom, pee in a cup and throw it in his face!" -@cherellers

5. "Throw paint on his car, lmao" -@___janedoe

6. "Post an ad on craigslist about him being gay and wanting to have sex, and make sure his HOUSE number is up there" -@littlemissbit

7."do better without him. He'll regret it" -@ilov3juice

8."moving on with your life is the best revenge"-landu kali

9."bust the niggas windows, put sugar in his gas tank and flattin his tires (sorry, I had a memory)" -indah ieshianna

10."just be happy without him" -@coco_4short

11."you ever watched snapped?! ...oh ok"

12."get with his friends" -britney

13.""FUCK his best friend" -tia

14."suck his dick and as soon as he's about to cum... BITE THE HEAD OFF! And spit it across the room" -@littlemissbit

15."forget about them and do what you do to the fullest. Next time they see, you'l be happy and you'll look great!" -@ajunscripted

16."give him crabs!" -heather

17."stick a potatoe in his exhaust pipe, at least that's what my daddy said" -brittany

18."have sex with his enemy that will piss him off!" -maria

19."have sex with the girl he cheated on you with" -rachel
"What will that do, lol" -me
"Nothing, I just think it would blow his mind!" -rachel

20. "Let go, and let GOD" -me=)

...special thanks to all the ladies!! xo
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